Q: "Have you got any invisible ink?"
A: "Certainly, sir. What colour would you like?"
Q: Which ant is bigger than an elephant?
A: A gi-ant!
3-Spider on the computer
Q. What was the spider doing on the computer?
A. It was searching the web!
Do you understand the jokes? If not read here:
1.Invisible means that you can't see it. So, anything that is invisible has no color!
2.Both the words, elephant and giant have the same letters as the word ant! Elephants and giants are very big and ants are very small!
3.Spiders make webs, like the one you can see on the computer in the
picture. The word 'web' is also used to describe the internet or World
Wide Web (www).